My parents would be really concerned about my mental health & sexuality if they found my blog.
watching skins in our underwear with blankets and pizza, please.
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
tayjardont: i could literally fall asleep anywhere at anytime and i’m not even narcoleptic but omg
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
feeling really frustrated with myself today. so lazy.
when i’m sad, i bake. BRB cakes.
draculoids: constantly calling grown men your babies
so, can i see enter shikari again, please?
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: Get your butt over here and fucking marry me. Do it. DO IT NOW.
i have way too much underwear.